It's just sort of business-like, and actually detracts from the camp value of the overall spoof.
Nelson from Coach, grabs Dale and carries her up a wall like King Kong.
Instead, Tony De Sergio gives us a Spock who manages to act bored the whole time he's having sex.
AdvertisementOn the flipside, Sasha Grey really is fun to watch as a sexy Vulcan, mostly because she's incredibly cute and has a sparkly dress.
But it's perhaps slightly more surprising that someone would decide that the world needed a spoof of Tim Burton's Edward Scissorhands.
Because we really needed that, for some reason.