Oh and the emergency numbers are by the phone.
At the party, Fabiola and Eleanor assist in keeping Davi's boyfriends Ben and Paxton separate from eachother see.
The closest it ever got to playing the trope straight was when some adults arrived at the party and attacked Peter, and they weren't even invited in the first place apparently they wanted beer at their party.
Gillian started her career as a member of an amateur actor group while at high school.
Pictures are tilted, Lily van der Woodsen's clothes are worn by complete strangers, people try to have sex in the van der Woodsens' bedrooms.
If your sons were daughters, and if your neighbor was a 30-year-old man, you would see this behavior as worse than inappropriate.